musique

Each of the following creations has taken something by storm. Order tens of hundreds of thousands!

Elephant Island

• Monument, by Elephant Island An expanded band— adding Wurlitzer, pedal steel, piano, and sometimes even bass— plays 13 original, folky-indie-pop delights.
  Aloha-12      October 2006
• Elephant Island, by Elephant Island The four charmingest musicians at the house lay down six original acoustic songs in that cosy but haunting way they have. It's about time we had some accordion sounds for sale.
  Aloha-10      March 2004

Emily

• Frou Frou (I Like You), by Emily A slower, longer, more intense musical love letter to Emily's friends and family, dated Festive Season 2004. Not for sale (download only).
  Aloha-11      December 2004
• Get The Squirrel, by Emily An exercise in love, for the festive season. Five freaky covers featuring Emily's little known balls-out rock star skillz, heavy on the George Michael. Not for sale (download only).
  Aloha-09      December 2002

Lucky & Righteous

• Lucky & Righteous, by Lucky & Righteous A self-titled cd by a smashing acoustic duet that lived here at the Aloha House. The cd holds nine original songs which were recorded in exchange for 2 homemade lemon meringue pies.
  Aloha-01      January 2000

Monsieur Guy

• I Don't Know What Love Is, by Monsieur Guy The Monsieur is a renowned amateur European stylist and has guested with Panty Boy on certain occasions. This 20 minute delite packs a peppy punch.
  Aloha-06      July 2001

Panty Boy

• Orgy of the Senses, by Panty Boy Fourteen tracks and 43 min of popular piss art in a hand made package, available on CD and cassette.
  Aloha-05      May 2000
• The Enticer, by Panty Boy a four song cassette single including the original "Razor Sharp, No Brakes" and "Sea Hag" tracks.
  Aloha-02      December 1999

pics & print

Sarah

• All About My Vagina, by Sarah Oddly enough, this is a website all about Sarah's vagina. Going on, feeling strong.
  Aloha-04      March 2000 – now

Strange Journey

• Strange Journey comics, by Galen Hartley These are fanciful comics about a balls-out alligator / private eye named Shotgun McCoy, and his run-ins with superstars like Elton John and Meatloaf.
  Aloha-07      August 1998 – now

miscellany

Sarah

• Open Source Hats, by Sarah Custom hand-knitted hats with free source patterns. Lots of ears, helmets, and furry trim to help you make friends with strangers.
  Aloha-08      November 2002
• Pants, by Sarah Aptly titled, this was a site-specific installation consisting of pants.
  Aloha-03      March 2000

Various Amateur Europeans

• The Aloha Amateur European Salon, is a hair salon and not for sale. Do come visit, though.
  Aloha-00      September 1999 – now
• The University of Piss Artistry, A functional house of miscellaneous learning offering flexible degrees in exotic fields of specialization.
  Aloha-00      October 1999 – now (dormant but well)